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Microchip me now, it's for my own good!

Yes, hook me up to the hive-mind, I can barely wait to be disconnected from the Earth and plugged
into the motherfreaking matrix like some naughty robot who can't tell right from wrong and needs
constant supervision and direction in case s/he discovers hir indestructable sovereign integrity.


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