Report No. 1 "Asceticism"
More work on the XXXX website. I hate it now. All those silly buttons which I in my infantile naivette thought worthy of entering the public domain. Since my personal transformation - details of which will follow in another report - all that is not perfect, offends my eye and since I possess neither the zeal nor the disposition for self mutilation, I am destined to live in an ugly world. The files, if it really matters are located in the usual places, on Multiserv/projects/XXXX/ webdev/images etc..
good day, Mat

Report No. 2 "Fantasies"
Whilst browsing through a local curiosity shop in the city of Cardiff, where I live. I chanced upon a rare 18th Century manuscript on the possibilities, logical conundrums and practical techniques of time travel. I immediately purchased the document and returned with haste to my parlour where I might better peruse its' withered pages. It was all there and I soon discovered that lunchbreaks could be stretched to infinity, using a very basic 5th dimensional algorithm. Afternoons could be made to 'fly by' as if in a dream blah blah blah

Report No. 3 "Existential Woe"
Apart from the fact that the graphics could have been created by a child of twelve, I'm quite enjoying this project. What's Harinis hotmail address huh? Also, I'd like to know what the name of that little guy with the disease in 'Diff'rent Strokes' is called. He also played The Master of the Universe in Buck Rogers. He's about 50 now with grey hair but he still looks like a little kid, amazing! The Source files for the XXXXXX website are on Multiserve in projects/New XXXXXX Website/ Images and I've got them all backed up on my desktop.

Report No. 4 "The Fog Draws in"
If I was happy that all the information in this report is correct, I could understand why I might want to press submit. But why would I want to press clear and start over? This is the third time I've tried to write this report and it's only know that I've realised what I'm doing wrong.
Love you long time.

Report No. 5 "Murmers of Egomania"
After pulling off that psychic design for the 'coming soon' bit of the site, I felt that I'd earnt my money for the day so I basically put my feet up. All the work I've done today is in Multiserve etc... and also on my desktop.

Report No. 6 "Duh"
Helped neil do some PDFs' and that was about it really. I didn't get in until 1.00 which was beter than dave managed, nah nah. Everyone agreed that my bus ticket forgery was a marvellous success but I still harbour secret fears that my deception will be uncovered. I could do without another brush-in with the authorities.
Mat

Report No. 7 "Signs of Decay"
Today, I did an animation of the XXXX logo although I had some trouble exporting it. I'll look into it on monday. The file is located in Multiserve/Multimedia/Projects/XXXX/Logo Movie or something like that I think. I also went out to daves car to check the mileage and while I was in it, I pretended that I was a big successful business man with a girl in every port or something and that was fun. Mat.

Report No. 8 "Angry"
I worked on the Nav system with lugg and wrote up a report for an idiot, so that an idiot could figure out how to do something that any designer worth his/her salt would have figured out straight away upon setting eyes on the original document. I also tried to fix a little animation of the XXXX logo but I didn't have time so perhaps I'll do it tomorrow.
Love Mat

Report No. 9 "The Startled Lamb Syndrome"
I did loads of layered navigation stuff for XXX, but I needed things explaining to me about three times, because I've never worked on such a confusing system before. I wondered if it really needed to be this confusing and then I decided that it probably did. The files are in "from mat" in "work on noddy", dated 28/1/98. When XXXX and XXXX where arguing, I involuntarily yelped and XXXX hit me gently. So he said that I could hit him. I said "no", but he insisted that I hit him which I didn't really want to do but I did it anyway. Very Bizarre I must say.
Love, Mat

Report No. 10 "Closure"
I was going to say in this report that "the email report system is a powerful tool for self expression and personal development" but I figured that it would take up too much space. Then I thought that perhaps I could say what I really thought in it but then I changed my mind again because we're all mates again, now that it's the end of the day. What I will say though is "do some backgrounds" isn't a brief.
a deeper love from Mat