No. 1 "Asceticism"
work on the XXXX website. I hate it now. All those silly buttons which
I in my infantile naivette thought worthy of entering the public domain.
Since my personal transformation - details of which will follow in another
report - all that is not perfect, offends my eye and since I possess neither
the zeal nor the disposition for self mutilation, I am destined to live
in an ugly world. The files, if it really matters are located in the usual
places, on Multiserv/projects/XXXX/ webdev/images etc..
good day, Mat
No. 2 "Fantasies"
through a local curiosity shop in the city of Cardiff, where I live. I
chanced upon a rare 18th Century manuscript on the possibilities, logical
conundrums and practical techniques of time travel. I immediately purchased
the document and returned with haste to my parlour where I might better
peruse its' withered pages. It was all there and I soon discovered
that lunchbreaks could be stretched to infinity, using a very basic 5th
dimensional algorithm. Afternoons could be made to 'fly by' as if in a
dream blah blah blah
No. 3 "Existential Woe"
from the fact that the graphics could have been created by a child of
twelve, I'm quite enjoying this project. What's Harinis hotmail address
huh? Also, I'd like to know what the name of that little guy with the
disease in 'Diff'rent Strokes' is called. He also played The Master of
the Universe in Buck Rogers. He's about 50 now with grey hair but he still
looks like a little kid, amazing! The Source files for the XXXXXX website
are on Multiserve in projects/New XXXXXX Website/ Images and I've got
them all backed up on my desktop.
No. 4 "The Fog Draws in"
I was happy that all the information in this report is correct, I could
understand why I might want to press submit. But why would I want to press
clear and start over? This is the third time I've tried to write this
report and it's only know that I've realised what I'm doing wrong.
Love you long time.
No. 5 "Murmers of Egomania"
pulling off that psychic design for the 'coming soon' bit of the site, I
felt that I'd earnt my money for the day so I basically put my feet up.
All the work I've done today is in Multiserve etc... and also on my desktop.
No. 6 "Duh"
neil do some PDFs' and that was about it really. I didn't get in until
1.00 which was beter than dave managed, nah nah. Everyone agreed that
my bus ticket forgery was a marvellous success but I still harbour secret
fears that my deception will be uncovered. I could do without another
brush-in with the authorities.
No. 7 "Signs of Decay"
did an animation of the XXXX logo although I had some trouble exporting
it. I'll look into it on monday. The file is located in Multiserve/Multimedia/Projects/XXXX/Logo
Movie or something like that I think. I also went out to daves car to
check the mileage and while I was in it, I pretended that I was a big
successful business man with a girl in every port or something and that
was fun. Mat.
No. 8 "Angry"
on the Nav system with lugg and wrote up a report for an idiot, so that
an idiot could figure out how to do something that any designer worth
his/her salt would have figured out straight away upon setting eyes on
the original document. I also tried to fix a little animation of the XXXX
logo but I didn't have time so perhaps I'll do it tomorrow.
No. 9 "The Startled Lamb Syndrome"
loads of layered navigation stuff for XXX, but I needed things explaining
to me about three times, because I've never worked on such a confusing
system before. I wondered if it really needed to be this confusing and
then I decided that it probably did. The files are in "from mat" in "work
on noddy", dated 28/1/98. When XXXX and XXXX where arguing, I involuntarily
yelped and XXXX hit me gently. So he said that I could hit him. I said
"no", but he insisted that I hit him which I didn't really want
to do but I did it anyway. Very Bizarre I must say.
No. 10 "Closure"
going to say in this report that "the email report system is a powerful
tool for self expression and personal development" but I figured that
it would take up too much space. Then I thought that perhaps I could say
what I really thought in it but then I changed my mind again because we're
all mates again, now that it's the end of the day. What I will say though
is "do some backgrounds" isn't a brief.
a deeper love from Mat